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My Middle-Aged Baby Book : A Record of Milestones, Millstones and Gallstones by
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Item specifics
- Condition
- Subject
- Health & Fitness
- Special Attributes
- Dust Jacket
- ISBN
- 9781563058172
- Book Title
- My Middle-Aged Baby Book : a Record of Milestones, Millstones and Gallstones
- Publisher
- Workman Publishing Company, Incorporated
- Item Length
- 8.3 in
- Publication Year
- 1995
- Format
- Hardcover
- Language
- English
- Illustrator
- Yes
- Item Height
- 0.7 in
- Genre
- Humor
- Topic
- General, Topic / Adult
- Item Weight
- 14.1 Oz
- Item Width
- 8.2 in
- Number of Pages
- 96 Pages
About this product
Product Identifiers
Publisher
Workman Publishing Company, Incorporated
ISBN-10
1563058170
ISBN-13
9781563058172
eBay Product ID (ePID)
1016856
Product Key Features
Book Title
My Middle-Aged Baby Book : a Record of Milestones, Millstones and Gallstones
Number of Pages
96 Pages
Language
English
Publication Year
1995
Topic
General, Topic / Adult
Illustrator
Yes
Genre
Humor
Format
Hardcover
Dimensions
Item Height
0.7 in
Item Weight
14.1 Oz
Item Length
8.3 in
Item Width
8.2 in
Additional Product Features
Intended Audience
Trade
LCCN
95-019449
Dewey Edition
20
Dewey Decimal
818/.5402
Synopsis
Congratulations, you middle-aged baby. Look what you've grown-baggy arms and knee flaps! And is that a new tooth-or just a lovely cap? And what month did the new hair come in across your ears? A tongue-in-cheek celebration of middle age in the form of a traditional fill-in baby book, my middle-aged baby book is a perfect keepsake for both women ("Is it hot in here or is it just me?") and men ("remember, it's prostate, not prostrate"). It's an irreverent take on the shared symptoms of growing older. Beginning with vital statistics (car phone number, cholesterol count), it provides a permanent place to record memorable Firsts--first liver spot, first espousal of conservative opinions-and a place to remember favorite toys such as the Jeep, rowing machine, and the big screen TV with VCR. There's a middle-aged baby's Horoscope, Favorite Nursery Rhymes, and The Seven Stages on Men's Hair Loss. Thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper, in large, easy-to-read type, the book is illustrated throughout in full color. Paper over board, Full-color illustration throughout, 96 pages, 8" x 8" ., A humorous celebration of middle-age in the form of a fill-in baby book. It provides a permanent place to record memorable firsts - first liver spot, first espousals of conservative opinions, as well as a place to keep track of the primary care-givers - ophthalmologist, manicurist and colourist., First lost tooth. First colonoscopy. First second mortgage. First chin hair. First comb-over. All of these memorable firsts belong in MY MIDDLE-AGED BABY BOOK: A Place to Write Down All the Things You'll Soon Forget . A padded and chewable keepsake with room to write in significant firsts, it's a perfect gift for a milestone birthday, when you're old enough not to take yourself too seriously. ?A comic classic, My Middle-Aged Baby Book is the irrepressibly cheeky celebration of middle age in the form of a fill-in baby book--and the perfect gift for both women ("Is it hot in here, or is it just me?") and men (remember, it's prostate not prostrate). It's a place to record firsts: my first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses, my first words ("everything hurts"). Vital statistics: including married name(s), circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count (bad HDLs, good HDLs). Primary caregivers: urologist, periodontist, colorist. It explains the Seven Stages of Hair Loss, answers the question Am I Smiling . . . or Is It Gas?, covers Sex? (Check one: Yes, No, Can't Remember), and what happens When I Grow Up--go ahead, be a burden to your children! ?And for everyone who forgot where they put their reading glasses, the book is thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper in large, easy-to-read type.
LC Classification Number
PN6162.W448 1995
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