Ahoy, me hearties! A Garmin 265, a treasure plundered from the depths of eBay! This be no ordinary trinket, mind ye. It tracks me every step, the maps as clear as a mermaid's song. The battery, it outlasts a kraken's nap, I be runnin' faster than a hurricane with me heart rate steady as a compass. Sturdy and smart, this be the treasure for ye landlubbers and sea dogs alike! Aye, five gold doubloons from this old pirate! Argh!